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lol i just gave all you guys a message and you came to see it and it was just me tellin you i gave you a message lol
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[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You have been called a blond.
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[] You h
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TODAY:
What is today's date?
the something of april
What was the first thing that happened?
woke up
Who was the first person you talked to?
myself
What was the best thing that happened so far?
checked out some hot girl
What was the best thing you've eaten?
frosted flakes
Whats the worst thing you've eaten?
frosted flakes
Who were you with?
everyone
Where did you go?
school
What did you wear?
hoodie
What did you buy?
milk
What was the best song you heard?
gad zooks
What's the funniest thing that happened?
daniel's cell phone went off in science class. his ringtone was some guy saying "PICK UP THE PHONE IT COULD BE A HOT
Testicles.
What do you consider some perks of being your gender?
dick jokes
Would you ever get a tattoo with someone's name on it?
no
What occupation do you find sexy?
toilet bowl polisher
Would you ever get your nipples pierced?
probably, but not on purpose
What is your LEAST favorite type of alcohol?
non-alcoholic
Did you ever have tea parties when you were younger?
yes
Have you ever shaved someone before?
only in the pubes
Do you know anyone personally who is terminally ill?
no
What is your favorite line from a movie?
the end
Would you rather be the opposite sex?
not for a short period once a month
Do you like spending time with y
BORED AS FUCK
I dont really get on here any more, the only reason I'm posting this is... well, check the title.
ANOREXIA:
[X] You have dry skin. (what does that have to do with anorexia?)
[ ] You eat one meal.
[ ] You're very weak. (for my size no!)
[ ] You hate yourself.
[ ] You starve yourself.
[ ] You have low self esteem. (only sometimes.)
[ ] You use laxatives.
[X] You need to be more skinny.
[ ] People always say you're skinny, but you think you're fat.
[XXX] People think you are too skinny. (including myself)
ATTENTION DEFICIT HYPERACTIVE DISORDER:
[ ] Your mind is all over the place.
[ ] You are hyper most of the time.
[X] You barely
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