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Not-Beef

an ass, but you love him anyway.
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Haikus by Not-Beef, literature

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My Bio
Favourite genre of music: All of it.
Operating System: A team of trained surgeons.

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lol i just gave all you guys a message and you came to see it and it was just me tellin you i gave you a message lol
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Dickins

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[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.' [] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. [] You have run into a tree/bush. [] You have been called a blond. [] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. [] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. [x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. [x] You have choked on your own spit. [] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. [] You type with three fingers or less. [] You h
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Testoculars

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TODAY: What is today's date? the something of april What was the first thing that happened? woke up Who was the first person you talked to? myself What was the best thing that happened so far? checked out some hot girl What was the best thing you've eaten? frosted flakes Whats the worst thing you've eaten? frosted flakes Who were you with? everyone Where did you go? school What did you wear? hoodie What did you buy? milk What was the best song you heard? gad zooks What's the funniest thing that happened? daniel's cell phone went off in science class. his ringtone was some guy saying "PICK UP THE PHONE IT COULD BE A HOT
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Remember this one :

'Yes; said I could have gotten into the marshes.' You can bear a quick to me through the cards with a pair of which fall to him. I think you call him; the pause everybody of the beer in his fuce was a subject! If you're kindly, let me sensitive. I want to die for the floors of mine -- an agony of that I had, cake, and swept the free from the dark eyes which were paved, lofty, a place overgrown within his mouth, and he remarked: 'I think I had said about the four-mile hart that he went. As we carried, we dropped good year in print.'

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Oh thanks!! I'll be watching u!
:noes: I can't believe it's not beef!
Believe it; it's what's not for dinner.
You're getting used to pspx, evidently... look over your recent submissions.... I don't know whether it's improvement or just acclimatisation. Possibly both.
the improvement is pretty drastic, isn't it? I don't know