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Dickins
2 min read
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You have been called a blond.
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x]You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You have fallen asleep in class.
[] you have texted someone while sitting beside them in a class
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You have been called a blond.
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x]You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You have fallen asleep in class.
[] you have texted someone while sitting beside them in a class
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
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Testoculars
2 min read
TODAY:
What is today's date?
the something of april
What was the first thing that happened?
woke up
Who was the first person you talked to?
myself
What was the best thing that happened so far?
checked out some hot girl
What was the best thing you've eaten?
frosted flakes
Whats the worst thing you've eaten?
frosted flakes
Who were you with?
everyone
Where did you go?
school
What did you wear?
hoodie
What did you buy?
milk
What was the best song you heard?
gad zooks
What's the funniest thing that happened?
daniel's cell phone went off in science class. his ringtone was some guy saying "PICK UP THE PHONE IT COULD BE A HOT GIRL," the teacher got pissed and accidentally called him kyle--daniel's brother, who died--and let the phone thing slide.
TOMORROW:
Whats tomorrow's date?
i dont know
Got any plans?
a lot of nothing
Is there anything you HAVE to do?
study
Who are you going to be with?
probably no one
What would you like to get accomplished?
studying
Who are you definatly going to talk to?
my mom?
Do you have to go to school/work?
no
FUTURE:
Who do you want to marry?
um
When do you want to get married?
um
How do you want to get married?
um
Where do you want to settle down at?
um
Whats your dream job?
a job consisting of doing nothing and getting ridiculously overpaid
How many kids do you want?
enough
What do you want your kid's names to be?
not stupid
Do you want to have kids early or later on in life?
not at all right now
What kind of house do you want to live in?
big
What kind of car do you want to drive?
huge
How many and what kind of pets do you want to have?
all of them
Where do you want to go to college (If you haven't already)?
UPEI
What is today's date?
the something of april
What was the first thing that happened?
woke up
Who was the first person you talked to?
myself
What was the best thing that happened so far?
checked out some hot girl
What was the best thing you've eaten?
frosted flakes
Whats the worst thing you've eaten?
frosted flakes
Who were you with?
everyone
Where did you go?
school
What did you wear?
hoodie
What did you buy?
milk
What was the best song you heard?
gad zooks
What's the funniest thing that happened?
daniel's cell phone went off in science class. his ringtone was some guy saying "PICK UP THE PHONE IT COULD BE A HOT GIRL," the teacher got pissed and accidentally called him kyle--daniel's brother, who died--and let the phone thing slide.
TOMORROW:
Whats tomorrow's date?
i dont know
Got any plans?
a lot of nothing
Is there anything you HAVE to do?
study
Who are you going to be with?
probably no one
What would you like to get accomplished?
studying
Who are you definatly going to talk to?
my mom?
Do you have to go to school/work?
no
FUTURE:
Who do you want to marry?
um
When do you want to get married?
um
How do you want to get married?
um
Where do you want to settle down at?
um
Whats your dream job?
a job consisting of doing nothing and getting ridiculously overpaid
How many kids do you want?
enough
What do you want your kid's names to be?
not stupid
Do you want to have kids early or later on in life?
not at all right now
What kind of house do you want to live in?
big
What kind of car do you want to drive?
huge
How many and what kind of pets do you want to have?
all of them
Where do you want to go to college (If you haven't already)?
UPEI
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Testicles.
3 min read
What do you consider some perks of being your gender?
dick jokes
Would you ever get a tattoo with someone's name on it?
no
What occupation do you find sexy?
toilet bowl polisher
Would you ever get your nipples pierced?
probably, but not on purpose
What is your LEAST favorite type of alcohol?
non-alcoholic
Did you ever have tea parties when you were younger?
yes
Have you ever shaved someone before?
only in the pubes
Do you know anyone personally who is terminally ill?
no
What is your favorite line from a movie?
the end
Would you rather be the opposite sex?
not for a short period once a month
Do you like spending time with your parents?
no
What would you do if you saw a guy hit a girl?
that depends; did she leave the kitchen?
Have you ever gambled?
yes.
What would you NEVER name one of your children?
Drubwinkel
What is the coolest restaurant you've ever been to?
your mom's place
Do you have any analog clocks in your house?
all of 'em
What do you do with clothes you've outgrown or don't want anymore?
eat them
Where do you go when you want to get a REALLY good sub sandwich?
a REALLY good sub sandwich shop
What is the lowest grade you ever received on a report card?
69 hahahaha
How often do you go to the bathroom in a day?
enough
Do you use tobacco products?
not that i know of
What magazine do you read or look through most often?
iunno
Do you support local music/artists?
no fuck them all
What style of house would you like to live in?
big
Would you ever go a week without showering?
it would be in spite of myself
If your nails are painted, what color are they?
gay colored
When you see a movie based on a book, do you go and read the book?
reading is dumb
Do you put posters on your bedroom walls?
dead babies aren't posters
Do you use iTunes or do you use another music player?
i use youtube
Do you flip the channel when commercials come on?
if there's nything else good on
Are there any really gross dishes in your bedroom?
right now, yes, but im about to put them away
Would you ever date someone with a different skin color than you?
no; in fact i have a special nigger rifle ready at all times
What would you do if your parents caught you drinking?
offer them some
Have you seen any of the Saw movies?
all of them
Do you watch any cartoons?
all of them
What was your favorite book as a kid?
all of them
Have you ever lost a house or car key that you never found?
all of them
If you had lose one of your body parts what would it be?
a tooth
dick jokes
Would you ever get a tattoo with someone's name on it?
no
What occupation do you find sexy?
toilet bowl polisher
Would you ever get your nipples pierced?
probably, but not on purpose
What is your LEAST favorite type of alcohol?
non-alcoholic
Did you ever have tea parties when you were younger?
yes
Have you ever shaved someone before?
only in the pubes
Do you know anyone personally who is terminally ill?
no
What is your favorite line from a movie?
the end
Would you rather be the opposite sex?
not for a short period once a month
Do you like spending time with your parents?
no
What would you do if you saw a guy hit a girl?
that depends; did she leave the kitchen?
Have you ever gambled?
yes.
What would you NEVER name one of your children?
Drubwinkel
What is the coolest restaurant you've ever been to?
your mom's place
Do you have any analog clocks in your house?
all of 'em
What do you do with clothes you've outgrown or don't want anymore?
eat them
Where do you go when you want to get a REALLY good sub sandwich?
a REALLY good sub sandwich shop
What is the lowest grade you ever received on a report card?
69 hahahaha
How often do you go to the bathroom in a day?
enough
Do you use tobacco products?
not that i know of
What magazine do you read or look through most often?
iunno
Do you support local music/artists?
no fuck them all
What style of house would you like to live in?
big
Would you ever go a week without showering?
it would be in spite of myself
If your nails are painted, what color are they?
gay colored
When you see a movie based on a book, do you go and read the book?
reading is dumb
Do you put posters on your bedroom walls?
dead babies aren't posters
Do you use iTunes or do you use another music player?
i use youtube
Do you flip the channel when commercials come on?
if there's nything else good on
Are there any really gross dishes in your bedroom?
right now, yes, but im about to put them away
Would you ever date someone with a different skin color than you?
no; in fact i have a special nigger rifle ready at all times
What would you do if your parents caught you drinking?
offer them some
Have you seen any of the Saw movies?
all of them
Do you watch any cartoons?
all of them
What was your favorite book as a kid?
all of them
Have you ever lost a house or car key that you never found?
all of them
If you had lose one of your body parts what would it be?
a tooth
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BORED AS FUCK
5 min read
I dont really get on here any more, the only reason I'm posting this is... well, check the title.
ANOREXIA:
[X] You have dry skin. (what does that have to do with anorexia?)
[ ] You eat one meal.
[ ] You're very weak. (for my size no!)
[ ] You hate yourself.
[ ] You starve yourself.
[ ] You have low self esteem. (only sometimes.)
[ ] You use laxatives.
[X] You need to be more skinny.
[ ] People always say you're skinny, but you think you're fat.
[XXX] People think you are too skinny. (including myself)
ATTENTION DEFICIT HYPERACTIVE DISORDER:
[ ] Your mind is all over the place.
[ ] You are hyper most of the time.
[X] You barely pay attention to anything.
[ ] You can't cooperate well.
[ ] You talk all the time.
[ ] You need attention 24/7.
BIPOLAR DISORDER: I think I'm actually bipolar tho
[X] You can act wild at times then the next day you are depressed.
[ ] You are very irritable.
[ ] You are antisocial.
[X] You have very high self esteem sometimes.
[ ] You are abusing alcohol, drugs, or sex.
[ ] You have thought of, or attempted suicide.
BULIMIA:
[ ] You throw up all of your food.
[ ] You throw it up even when you don't feel sick.
[x] You have no control over how you eat. (I eat really slow and I try to eat faster but it doesnt work)
[ ] You use laxatives.
[ ] You have overly exercised to where you almost fainted.
[ ] You always say you are fat, when you aren't.
[X] People think you're way too skinny. (we've gone over this D
CONDUCT DISORDER:
[ ] You are a bully.
[ ] You threaten other people.
[ ] You often find yourself in fights.
[ ] You have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[ ] You are cruel to humans or animals.
[ ] You have raped or molested someone.
[X] You destroyed property on purpose.
[X] You always lie.
[ ] You stay out all night.
[ ] You have ran away from home.
DEPRESSION:
[X] You are always sad. (but it's not depression, it's possible i may just be a big pussy)
[ ] You find no hope in your future.
[X] You find no longer excitement over the activities you use to love. (just cause of change)
[X] You always find yourself in bed or around the house all day. (I'M NOT DEPRESSED, I'M JUST A LOSER)
[ ] You have low self esteem.
[ ] Everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[ ] You always seem to be weak or have physical features hurt.
[ ] You are failing school.
[ ] You have thought of or attempted suicide.
[ ] You have ran away from home.
[ ] Hope is no longer there for you.
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
[X] You have daily rituals. (I try to brush my teeth now and then)
[X] You have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[X] You have to do a certain thing until it feels right. (I'D RATHER NOT GO INTO DETAIL ABOUT THIS ONE)
[ ] You have to keep things in a certain order.
[ ] You have harmed yourself.
[ ] You are afraid you will get an std, aids, or any kind of germs.
[ ] You have to check some stuff over again.
POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER:
[ ] You repeatedly have flashbacks of horrible moments or memories in your life.
[ ] You repeatedly have dreams of horrible moments or memories in your life.
[ ] You sometimes think the event will happen again.
[ ] You can be or are antisocial.
[X] You have lost interest in the things you used to love.
[ ] You have not had a lot of sleep lately.
[ ] You worry about dying at a early age or dying at all.
[X] You can have angry outbursts.
[ ] You act younger than your age.
SCHIZOPHRENIA:
[ ] You often have hallucinations.
[X] You have strange, unusual dreams or thoughts.
[ ] You can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[X] You think people are always staring or talking about you. (i call it being obnoxious)
[ ] You have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[X] You have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite/same sex. (too general a question not to answer as yes)
[ ] You do not take care of your hygiene like you should.
[ ] You are very shy. (If I'm not talking, I have nothing to say)
[X] You often talk to yourself. (but I'm such a good conversationalist)
ANOREXIA:
[X] You have dry skin. (what does that have to do with anorexia?)
[ ] You eat one meal.
[ ] You're very weak. (for my size no!)
[ ] You hate yourself.
[ ] You starve yourself.
[ ] You have low self esteem. (only sometimes.)
[ ] You use laxatives.
[X] You need to be more skinny.
[ ] People always say you're skinny, but you think you're fat.
[XXX] People think you are too skinny. (including myself)
ATTENTION DEFICIT HYPERACTIVE DISORDER:
[ ] Your mind is all over the place.
[ ] You are hyper most of the time.
[X] You barely pay attention to anything.
[ ] You can't cooperate well.
[ ] You talk all the time.
[ ] You need attention 24/7.
BIPOLAR DISORDER: I think I'm actually bipolar tho
[X] You can act wild at times then the next day you are depressed.
[ ] You are very irritable.
[ ] You are antisocial.
[X] You have very high self esteem sometimes.
[ ] You are abusing alcohol, drugs, or sex.
[ ] You have thought of, or attempted suicide.
BULIMIA:
[ ] You throw up all of your food.
[ ] You throw it up even when you don't feel sick.
[x] You have no control over how you eat. (I eat really slow and I try to eat faster but it doesnt work)
[ ] You use laxatives.
[ ] You have overly exercised to where you almost fainted.
[ ] You always say you are fat, when you aren't.
[X] People think you're way too skinny. (we've gone over this D
CONDUCT DISORDER:
[ ] You are a bully.
[ ] You threaten other people.
[ ] You often find yourself in fights.
[ ] You have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[ ] You are cruel to humans or animals.
[ ] You have raped or molested someone.
[X] You destroyed property on purpose.
[X] You always lie.
[ ] You stay out all night.
[ ] You have ran away from home.
DEPRESSION:
[X] You are always sad. (but it's not depression, it's possible i may just be a big pussy)
[ ] You find no hope in your future.
[X] You find no longer excitement over the activities you use to love. (just cause of change)
[X] You always find yourself in bed or around the house all day. (I'M NOT DEPRESSED, I'M JUST A LOSER)
[ ] You have low self esteem.
[ ] Everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[ ] You always seem to be weak or have physical features hurt.
[ ] You are failing school.
[ ] You have thought of or attempted suicide.
[ ] You have ran away from home.
[ ] Hope is no longer there for you.
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
[X] You have daily rituals. (I try to brush my teeth now and then)
[X] You have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[X] You have to do a certain thing until it feels right. (I'D RATHER NOT GO INTO DETAIL ABOUT THIS ONE)
[ ] You have to keep things in a certain order.
[ ] You have harmed yourself.
[ ] You are afraid you will get an std, aids, or any kind of germs.
[ ] You have to check some stuff over again.
POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER:
[ ] You repeatedly have flashbacks of horrible moments or memories in your life.
[ ] You repeatedly have dreams of horrible moments or memories in your life.
[ ] You sometimes think the event will happen again.
[ ] You can be or are antisocial.
[X] You have lost interest in the things you used to love.
[ ] You have not had a lot of sleep lately.
[ ] You worry about dying at a early age or dying at all.
[X] You can have angry outbursts.
[ ] You act younger than your age.
SCHIZOPHRENIA:
[ ] You often have hallucinations.
[X] You have strange, unusual dreams or thoughts.
[ ] You can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[X] You think people are always staring or talking about you. (i call it being obnoxious)
[ ] You have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[X] You have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite/same sex. (too general a question not to answer as yes)
[ ] You do not take care of your hygiene like you should.
[ ] You are very shy. (If I'm not talking, I have nothing to say)
[X] You often talk to yourself. (but I'm such a good conversationalist)
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